The Geoff Posted June 10, 2011 Report Share Posted June 10, 2011 As simple as the title really - do you have a zombie plan in place, or are you bait? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
festa Posted June 10, 2011 Report Share Posted June 10, 2011 don't zombies eat brains ???? if thats the case then we're all safe as houses on here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beth1974uk Posted June 10, 2011 Report Share Posted June 10, 2011 thank god i dont live in Leicester.. BBC News - Leicester City Council 'not ready' for zombie attack Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smackay116 Posted June 10, 2011 Report Share Posted June 10, 2011 Yeee Stu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PurpleMonkey Posted June 10, 2011 Report Share Posted June 10, 2011 thank god i dont live in Leicester.. BBC News - Leicester City Council 'not ready' for zombie attack :eek::eek: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeorgeFromDevon Posted June 10, 2011 Report Share Posted June 10, 2011 im goin to alaska, with no body heat they will freeze like corpsicles. how come on admit to us were you got the idea for this poll. we both know were =] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted June 10, 2011 Report Share Posted June 10, 2011 I plan to walk down into the basement cellar late at night, but to forget to turn any lights on. Does that make sense? Steve. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beth1974uk Posted June 10, 2011 Report Share Posted June 10, 2011 :eek::eek: uh oh.. you've got no chance.. best send your kites and boards to us before its too late! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crispy Posted June 10, 2011 Report Share Posted June 10, 2011 Don't you mean Zombieland? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beth1974uk Posted June 10, 2011 Report Share Posted June 10, 2011 I've played Black Ops and killed lots of Zombies on there and watched Shaun of the Dead.. I'm fully prepared! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kinny Posted June 10, 2011 Report Share Posted June 10, 2011 Everyone has a z-day plan surely? Just to be clear Geoff, which Zombies are we talking here? Slow rambling or nippy agile feckers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chris.d.w Posted June 10, 2011 Report Share Posted June 10, 2011 As a big fan of Shaun of The Dead, I can honestly admit to giving this some thought. A cruise liner would be awesome, middle of the sea (obviously assuming zombies cant swim) even then, they probably cant climb the ship)), loads of food, swimming pool, wave rider. If there is just a few of you, you have equipment to broadcast messages so you can get other people to come to your cruise liner. With this hoard of people you have collected, liberate a relatively decent size island. And begin doing whatever you want to do. Short of than, an armored land rover, loads of guns, fight your way to an island somehow. (the Alaska plan is probably more viable.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Geoff Posted June 10, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 10, 2011 Oh my dear kinny (in both senses) - there's mathematical proof that the speed of the zombie only effects the speed of the outbreak, at the end of the day it makes no change to the end result. And yes, since you ask, you can have a peer reviewed and journal published citation for that one. Infectious Disease Modelling Research Progress, "When Zombies Attack!: Mathematical Modelling Of An Outbreak Of Zombie Infection", Munz, Hudea, Imad & Smith, 2009. I've been researching this, I kid you not. There's a direct link from the Scout Association's training policy to official US disease control policy. Really quite fascinating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Geoff Posted June 10, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 10, 2011 Oh, and that last paper references the following background material: Bainov and Simeonov, Impulsive Differential Equations: Asymptotic Properties of the Solutions - (1995) Frost and Pegg, Shaun Of The Dead - (2002) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kinny Posted June 11, 2011 Report Share Posted June 11, 2011 I beg to differ, i would survive far longer against slow rambling zombies than nippy buggers. The fast type would not only have a greater chance of catching me but also that fact would make me less likely to go out and find survivors and food/supplies, also being a civilian (for now) any weapons found would be easier to use effectively against slow stumbling zombies. (nice peer reviews though ) without giving too much away though my plan would involve cash and carry, weeton barracks, fleetwood ferry and then finding a nice place to sit it out and read my Ray Mears compendium. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattfat1 Posted June 11, 2011 Report Share Posted June 11, 2011 Zombie Research Society "What you don't know can eat you" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redmark Posted June 12, 2011 Report Share Posted June 12, 2011 shit no this is something i have overlooked have my end of world plan and nuclear war plan but no zombie plan better get on with it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Geoff Posted June 12, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 12, 2011 EoW and nuclear war plans are integral to a good ZP. Hence the US Centers for Disease Control official advice: http://www.cdc.gov/images/campaigns/emergency/zombies2_180x150.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benbarden Posted June 13, 2011 Report Share Posted June 13, 2011 I would nike a bus from work bust in to the sports and gun shop in Exeter as Z have soft roten heads a air rifle Will do the job then ram a supermarket and get lots of food Pick up peopal I no then drive up to noth Devon get a boat and go to Lundy island clear off the Zs and live the good life untill the big guns roll in and take them all out and it safe O allmost forgot I have lots of weaponds swords bo staffs ect and no how to use them so can get out my house to work to get the bus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crispy Posted June 13, 2011 Report Share Posted June 13, 2011 I would nike a bus from work bust in to the sports and gun shop in Exeter as Z have soft roten heads a air rifle Will do the job then ram a supermarket and get lots of food Pick up peopal I no then drive up to noth Devon get a boat and go to Lundy island clear off the Zs and live the good life untill the big guns roll in and take them all out and it safe O allmost forgot I have lots of weaponds swords bo staffs ect and no how to use them so can get out my house to work to get the bus I hate to break this to you, but I think the planning stage has passed; quite possibly some time ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Geoff Posted June 14, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 14, 2011 But how would you know which bo to use? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spock Posted June 14, 2011 Report Share Posted June 14, 2011 I hate to break this to you, but I think the planning stage has passed; quite possibly some time ago. hehe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spock Posted June 14, 2011 Report Share Posted June 14, 2011 the main problem is how to tell the difference between a zombie and the slack jawed mongs with a face full of puss, strange gait and terrible dress sense that shuffle round outside petrol stations and convenience stores making unintelligle noises. infact i wonder if there is any difference, or even whether the infection has already started. should we just shoot them anyway? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Geoff Posted June 14, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 14, 2011 I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit - it's the only way to be sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt Slog Posted June 15, 2011 Report Share Posted June 15, 2011 the main problem is how to tell the difference between a zombie and the slack jawed mongs with a face full of puss, strange gait and terrible dress sense that shuffle round outside petrol stations and convenience stores making unintelligle noises. infact i wonder if there is any difference, or even whether the infection has already started. should we just shoot them anyway? a giro ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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