Crispy Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 Perhaps you should try putting a little less food on the table. Linky. "All that healthy food, like fruit and veg, is too expensive. We're fat because it's in our genes. Our whole family is overweight." I feel this should go down well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mac007 Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 i loved the comment where they said they had tried pears once but they tasted "funny". Holy Jesus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stueyboy Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 Emma, said: "I'm a student and don't have time to exercise" she said "We all want to lose weight to stop the abuse we get in the street, but we don't know how." Eat less, move around more. Is that simple enough for you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
windjammer1599968715 Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 i think im going to carry on eating pies, saves going to work just get a load of benefits Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarion Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 Holy cr@p! I think they've purposefully gotten fat to disguise their other downfalls, namely being ugly, thick and unable to cook! Microwave pies? wtf? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freeman Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 I REALLY think a selective enforced sterility programme is needed, just to make sure these people don't breed and further water down not only the gene pool, but also the social's coffers. £50 a week on food? my ar$e. Whilst at uni i survived on £20/week and was decidely thin after two years. And that was despite the copious amounts of beer @ 50p/pint Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneds Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 rice cheap pasta cheap peas cheap tuna cheap potatoes other than fried cheap there is a massive list of cheap stuff words do not describe how ???????? these people are. Maybe they'll lose wieght carrying the first coffin to the grave. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
encona1599968593 Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 thats just pissed me right off lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siimon Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 "We have bacon butties for lunch and microwave pies with mashed potato or chips for dinner," They'll die of heart failure soon, but then I guess that'll be the governments fault for not giving them enough benefits to eat proper food? Also, in regard to not having time to exercise, how the feck does she have that much time to eat?!?!?!?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wenglish Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 wait you can get microwave pies? and heres me puttinng them in the oven and waiting 35 - 40 minutes like a fool! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abbe89 Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 if they get more money, surely theyll just buy more pies? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cosmicrider Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 oxygen thieves the lot of them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 I get £60.50 a week JSA. I get £66 a week towards my rent. My rent is £100 a week so I have to make that up from my JSA leaving me £26 a week to live on. It's tough but I can just do it if I give up smoking. I'm applying for a little discretionary help from council but have to wait and see on that one. Is that £50 between all 4 of them or £50 each ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Geoff Posted March 18, 2009 Report Share Posted March 18, 2009 Oh man, the world we live in...if you want to go on a diet, you have to buy a book, if you want to eat veg you have to study a Jamie Oliver DVD, if you want to exercise (and just get a load of this...) you have to buy a special step to step on to! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flying ribster Posted March 18, 2009 Report Share Posted March 18, 2009 Maybe they'll lose wieght carrying the first coffin to the grave. Dont be silly they will probably try and claim extra benefits to get someone else to do that!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parksy Posted March 18, 2009 Report Share Posted March 18, 2009 If these chumps weren't sucking up all the fat in the world , the planet would be swimming in an ever increasing deluge of fat, lard, grease and gooo , thanks to these non profit making organisms we dont have to wear grease proof wetsuits to go about our daily lives, god bless them and all who sail in them , give generously to the cause , any spare pies or all that gunk behind your nans oven , it's all got to go somewhere you know , tis the way of the universe or summin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wenglish Posted March 18, 2009 Report Share Posted March 18, 2009 i need to drain the fat from my deep fryer, i havent actually turned the thing on in over 6 months and i think its time to give it a good cleaning and take the oil out so it dosent start to stink up the kitchen. do you know their address so that i can mail it onto them and they can all partake of its goodness? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sand-Yeti Posted March 18, 2009 Report Share Posted March 18, 2009 Well they all look like one fat happy family in the pic. Maybe fat is the key to being happy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naturalfreeride Posted March 18, 2009 Report Share Posted March 18, 2009 I REALLY think a selective enforced sterility programme is needed, just to make sure these people don't breed and further water down not only the gene pool, but also the social's coffers. It seems the 'Eugenics' advocates were on to something. This could have been sorted a hundred years ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icatel Posted March 18, 2009 Report Share Posted March 18, 2009 Ship them to Africa as aid workers for a few months - let them see what "barely enough to put food on the table really means". i.e. NO food, no money, and not even a ********ing table. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crispy Posted March 18, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 18, 2009 I REALLY think a selective enforced sterility programme is needed, just to make sure these people don't breed and further water down not only the gene pool, but also the social's coffers. TBH I think they've enrolled on their own sterility programme. Step 1 - make sure you're so fat you never get any. Step 2 - make sure you're so fat you can't find it in case step 1 fails. Ship them to Africa as aid workers for a few months - let them see what "barely enough to put food on the table really means". i.e. NO food, no money, and not even a ********ing table. This is a top idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L60N Posted March 18, 2009 Report Share Posted March 18, 2009 FAT bastsewards! Anyway, the tubby blonde was professing to have the X factor lol: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEthTDp3D84 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt Slog Posted March 18, 2009 Report Share Posted March 18, 2009 FAT bastsewards! Anyway, the tubby blonde was professing to have the X factor lol: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEthTDp3D84 Well found! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick.tracy Posted March 23, 2009 Report Share Posted March 23, 2009 Well they all look like one fat happy family in the pic. Maybe fat is the key to being happy. I'd be happy if I didn't have to go to work every day, yet could still put food on the table....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan Posted March 23, 2009 Report Share Posted March 23, 2009 Well they all look like one fat happy family in the pic. Maybe fat is the key to being happy. I'd be happy if I didn't have to go to work every day, yet could still put food on the table....... yeah and they wonder why people don't want to go back to work when they can claim enough to live on through benefits and such. They should force some people to do any jobs, christ Prisons stuff black bags into envalopes so why can't they do jobs like that earn there microwave pies, there sucking up OUR NHS and not even paying for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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