Now there's a job I'd like to have.  El Presidente of Selleys.  If you're not from Aus, you may or may not have heard of Selleys.  They make glues, fillers etc...stuff like this:

But they could be so much more!!  I am continually inventing products that Selleys should be selling.  Ever been to a party or gathering where a particular person just won't SHUT UP??  Easy, a quick spray with Selley's No More Blab, and peace and quiet will return.  And when you know the shit is about to hit the fan, how bout a quick spray of Selley's Chrono Fix, and voila! time has stopped - giving you an infinite amount of time to either fix stuff or get the hell out of Dodge.  I'm still working on the 'reverse time formula' which I'll call Xif onorhC s'yelleS but I'm not actually convinced that time can, in fact, be reversed.  My paddocks at home could certainly use a spray of Selley's No More Bumps.  Selley's Wife Duplicator spray for when the housework starts piling up.  And Selley's That was Just A Joke, for when she reads this.  Selley's Beach Clear, for when you want the whole beach to yourself.  The possibilities are absolutely endless and could make this the worlds largest company.  To be honest, I just sprayed the keyboard with Selley's Blog Entry and this is the crap that came out.  Now, where did I put that can of Selleys Problem Solvent.....